
I suspect this is a self-portrait of David McEwen hard at work on his blog - Kate
We’re back home. The jet lag didn’t seem to bother us too much and once we’d said hello to Ella, Gigi and Ken (no, Ken isn’t another dog, he was the dog/house sitter while we were away), we started work. Our little darlings had him trained to a hair, in other words, they did exactly as they wanted for seven weeks! Seven weeks worth of letters, junk mail, magazines various and assorted trivia and then the awful part SPRING CLEANING and GENERAL REFURBISHMENT. Oh, dearie, dearie me…and then the first of the american commissions, a horse portrait for a Mummy’s birthday…BUT…For the Blog…First things first…..
The THANK YOU moment
There are so many people to thank for our extended working holiday and, of course, we must begin with the lady of the lap top, Kate. Kate gave us respite care and wonderful food, she sent us a GPS Tom-Tom and then helped us through the setting up stage, gave us an Ipad then helped us through the setting up stage and we re-paid her by watching hours of cookery programmes on Netflix when she was dieting.
Carole and Dan at Forms Gallery in Delray Beach told us about some terrific eating places, took us to a lovely concert in West Palm Beach and publicised my paintings very well indeed. David, Barbara and all the staff at Hands Art Shop on Atlantic Avenue who organised demonstrations and teachings for me to give. Jaynie in Charleston, (my agent) gave me huge amounts of very good advice, gentle encouragement, took us to wonderful restaurants and found us a lovely hotel in Charleston. Then there was Terry in Tampa. Terry had stayed with us here at L’Atelier du Soulondre three times and is a very good draughtsman…(though he says he doesn’t draught). He and his neighbours Joe and Paula took us by boat for a feast of crab claws and showed us the Headquarters of the Scientologists… so disappointing…not an alien in sight. We then went off to a tiny and charming Race Track where they made bets for us all – it was strange that I got all the three legged, sway backed, spavinned rejects from the glue factory which all finished last in the race after one in which they had started.
And then… a really big THANK YOU

- A painting of Einstein that David created during his demonstrations in Delray, Fla. January 2012.
We seem to meet a lot of interesting and slightly eccentric people. Many of them come and stay with us. I’m not sure why!! Last year I was painting in the street on Atlantic Avenue when a wonderful lady with splendid red hair came up to chat. She then came to stay with us in France and painted highly colourful paintings of anything that interested her…which included just about everything…especially monkeys…don’t ask. The lady with the splendid hair is called Jean…what is it about that name…why are people with that name as charmingly mad as a bag of badgers ? O.K. they’re eccentric, fun and Beaut, Bonzer and Ripper… you know who I’m talking about. So when we got to Delray we went see Jean and eat with her and talk and laugh and then she said that we couldn’t stay in hotels and gave us the key to a condo she had for sale. It was so generous. Then she opened her porch and garden for more teaching sessions and we had FUN.
Not just that we met so many super people incluing Jurgen and Pat, from Prince Edward Island, more Snowbirds, Stan from Delray Beach and others; not only were they all good painters but Jurgen gave me all kinds of advice which has helped me to walk without discomfort for the first time in six months..( I’ve had a problem with tendonitis and nobody else was able to help…ta very much Jurgen ). Best news of all, Red Jean is coming back to us this summer. It’s great to be able to swop holidays here with accomodation in the U.S.of A
Janey phoned us shortly after we arrived and told us that we’d been invited to lunch on a plantation near Charleston so we drove for nine hours through Georgian Oaks draped with Spanish Moss. There were little cabins to be glimpsed through the trees and I almost heard dueling banjos! The plantation was amazing with acres of parkland and we were transported to a long gone age and expected to see top-hatted “gen’lemen” named Gaylord and Rhett duelling on the banks of the river. We ate Oysters and fried chicken and I was a happy little soldier……a commission may follow….maybe…in the fullness of time. We stayed in the 19th century by wandering through the city of Charleston which we love, because it’s old and we feel at home. So many houses in the old town have signs outside which tell of Dr. so-and-so who was brought back to die from a mortal wound sustained in a duel with Colonel what-his-name in 1720. It’s a wonderful place.
Then…to Kate’s and steaks the size of small continents and lots of rest, the do-bugger-all type of rest which we needed soooooooo much. We slobbed about and watch tele for a week, bliss. An all to brief stop in Orlando with our friends Scott and Jasmine, not forgetting new baby Erika and Gloin and Gimli, two adorable but bouncy yellow labs. Then…back to Delray to watch some horses jumping at Wellington. All the riders are getting ready for the Olympics and the weather in Florida and the wonderful courses make it ideal for Nick Skelton, Ben Maher and Scot Brash to hone their horses before the final choice for the U.K. Team is made. We sat in The Tikki Bar, drank beer and O.D’d on horses and show jumping.
We met so many colourful characters. From drunks at horse shows to an amazing Nibelungen at the Museum in West Palm Beach. There’s so much to do in Southern Florida and Jean took us to most of them from the beautiful Japenese Museum near Delray ( I loved it even though told by She -who- must- be- obeyed that I wasn’t allowed to buy an embroidered kimono, O.K. it was $3,000 and it might have looked a little o.t.t. in Lodeve Market, but…) to the Art Gallery in West Palm Beach. There was an exhibition that we’d heard a few people talking about – it was of “pictures” painted by Jenny Saville. Well, those of you who have read this blog before know how much I detest opinionated people , they don’t shut up for long enough for me to give my opinion and this is one reason I like doing this blog….nobody can stop me or talk over me, Ha Ha .
So Jenny Saville ….she can draw really well, she applies the paint well at times, however sometimes it looks as though she was painting flats for the stage of a bad Amateur Theatrical show. She seems to delight in finding ugly models and she made me think of my old Professor, Victor Pasmore, who famously said that if you set out to make an ugly painting you should pack up and go home and that’s what Saville does, rather like Lucian Freud. Somehow, worse than the paintings, was the patronising, pompous and pedantic rubbish that the docents (guides to anybody other than the Yanks…sorry, Americans) were spouting. They spoke of genius, the search for truth, the spacial and kinetic awareness etc., ad nauseam. As we wandered around I got more and more angry until Sal took me gently but firmly by the elbow and dragged me out of that part of the Gallery threatening me with no more steaks because I wouldn’t have teeth to chew them…..But ….that wasn’t too bad.
In leaving ugliness behind we walked into gallery after gallery of 18th and 19th century paintings of light, joy and lovliness and my blood pressure gradually fell and I loved every moment and learned so much about “how to.” I’m not saying that I’m as good as some of those on the wall, but I’m learning and by looking closely at greatness we can all learn and I would have understood more if it wasn’t for Gollum’s grandma. At one painting I got too close, 2 feet I suppose, and a tiny homunculus-like creature appeared from nowhere screaching, ” You’re too close.” I leapt back apologising but it wasn’t enough as wherever we went she followed like a gimlet-eyed pantomime gnome ready for us to cross an invisible line and breathe on a painting, or fold them up and slip them into our pocket. We didn’t know how she did it – it was like a game which we lost every time, it was scary…she was old and small and never lost breath…we did, so we gave up and fled.
One thing was rather nice - we flew with American Airlines, sadly not in First or Business but it was comfy even for a large cove like me. The food was good and the staff were so nice and welcoming as we brought on board so much STUFF. The final thanks go to Xaviere Chatagnier, a lovely Flight Attendant, who just happened to be working on both our flights and was caring, helpful and a truly wonderful representative of her company.
Thank you America — we will be back.
















